What’s for lunch? Betty White say what?

Josi Bambrook
Columnist
              As of April 1st the school will no longer be providing school lunch. The school district feels that it cost too much money and they will no longer fund it.
             “I think it’s a great idea,” said lunch lady Betty White.The lunches are too much work for the lunch ladies and the board members are going to have the lunch ladies be janitors instead.
           “This school needs some cleaning up,” said Principal Will Ferrell. Students will now have to bring their own food or starve. Everyone will eat lunch at 1:15 and it will only last 10 minutes. The principal feels that we are wasting our time eating food and that learning is much more important.
           “We will now have nine periods in the day and the last period will be book club for everyone,” said Ferrell. The students do not like the idea of this and are very negative towards all of the new ideas that are popping up. The students feel like it’s not fair to give us such little time to eat and not provide us with any food.
           “I hate this idea I know what my next song will be about,” said freshman Taylor Swift.

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